Reel IV · The Ticker Room

THE TICKER ROOM

A back office of brass and dust where the tape comes in off the chain. The price, the pool, every wallet holding a coin, and a block-by-block reading of the launch — including the two that tried four hundred times and never landed.

Opening the wire…

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Ward weather

MOOD FROM THE TAPE

Silent-film weather for the Market Reel, mapped from a short-horizon read of the tape. It decides which frames step forward and nothing else. It is not a signal, not a forecast, and not advice. The soft frames live in the Studio.

Ward weather · reading
Reading the tape…

Mood shapes which Market Reel frames step forward.

The ward nursery

1903 TABLEAU · HEALTH FROM THE TAPE

A silent-film sick-room kept beside the quote board. The kitten’s vigour follows a short read of the twenty-four-hour change — brighter when the tape lifts, drawn when it sinks. Children come and go; a physician may call; the cot sleeps or stirs. It is theatre tied to the numbers, not a forecast and not advice.

Ward health · · Reading…
Health follows the tape · not advice

How the mint divides

1,000,000,000 · TOKEN-2022 · 6 DECIMALS

Fixed supply, three buckets that matter: what sits in the pump.fun pool, what is locked on Streamflow, and what is free to trade outside both. Every figure below is read off the chain rather than quoted from an announcement.

Total
1,000,000,000
100% of mint
In the pool
bonding curve / LP reserve
Locked · Streamflow
three escrows · into 2027
Circulating float
ex-pool · ex-locks
Pool Locked Circulating

Lock schedule (Streamflow)

StreamAmount% supplyEnds (UTC)Status
Reading the escrows…

Escrow balances as the chain holds them, not the round numbers the contracts were signed for.

The tape

TAKING SAMPLES

This is the house's own record. A quote is filed every fifteen minutes whether or not anyone is watching, so the line below is what this site actually saw — not a redraw of someone else's chart.

Five more readings

HOUSE ADDITIONS

Small instruments hung off the same wire as everything above — what the price has done since you sat down, a stub pinned at whatever number you choose, the intertitle from opening night, the balance of buying against selling, and the rails this visit has run between. The stub and the session marks are kept in this browser and nowhere else.

Since you sat down

This tab only

Waiting for the first quote…

Your ticket stub

Pinned on this machine

No stub pinned

Buy / sell pressure

24h prints

Rails this visit

Session high / low

High
Low

Opening night

Read off the launch blocks

Loading the first reels…

The house

COUNTING WALLETS

Every token account in existence for this mint, enumerated off the chain and folded together by owner — so one person holding four accounts counts once. Two kinds of account are named instead of being left at the top of the table pretending to be whales: the pool's own reserve, and the vesting escrows holding locked supply. Both are linked; neither can buy or sell.

Read this table carefully. A wallet appearing here means it holds the token, not that it bought the token. The creator has sent unsolicited transfers to wallets that never asked for them and never paid for them, including at least one belonging to a well-known trader. Those balances are real and on-chain, but they are gifts, not purchases, and no holder listed here has endorsed this project or is affiliated with it in any way.

The opening blocks

READING THE CHAIN

The first seconds of a launch decide who owns it. Every transaction that touched the pool in its opening slots is pulled back off the chain and read one at a time — who bought, for how much, who was bundled in with whom, and who is still holding it now.

The ticket

CONTRACT & SUPPLY

$SICKKITTEN runs on Solana and launched on Pump.fun with no presale. There is a creator allocation and it is not hidden: about 401,000,000 tokens — roughly 40.1% of the mint — sit in three non-cancelable Streamflow vesting escrows with nothing withdrawn as at the last read, the last of which cannot release before 31 December 2027, and the creator holds a further share in a public wallet. The escrows read a little above the round figure they were signed for, and both the supply board and the house table count what they actually hold rather than what was announced.

Ticker $SICKKITTEN
Chain Solana
Contract 9HVopsrj35ZawKYGJUHRmenKaVxKb7PJnQfjgArypump
Standard Token-2022 · 6 decimals
Total supply 1,000,000,000 · fixed
Venue pump.fun bonding curve, until it graduates
Locked ≈401,000,000 · ≈40.1% · see the schedule
Verify Against the listing and a block explorer — never a DM

Official mint for verification (GeckoTerminal, explorers, aggregators): 9HVopsrj35ZawKYGJUHRmenKaVxKb7PJnQfjgArypump

Canonical page: /contract/ · there is no second mint

Getting a ticket

  1. Get a Solana wallet. Phantom or Solflare both work — install the extension or app and fund it with a little SOL.
  2. Open the Pump.fun listing. Use the link on this page and connect your wallet there.
  3. Double-check the contract address against the one in the ticket above before you swap. Copy it directly from here, not from a search result or a DM.
  4. Swap SOL for $SICKKITTEN and confirm the transaction in your wallet. That's the whole screening.

From the balcony

What chain is it on, and where do I buy it?

Solana, trading on Pump.fun. The contract address is in the ticket above — always verify it against the official listing before swapping.

Was there a presale or a creator allocation?

There was no presale — it launched on Pump.fun's bonding curve like any other coin there. There is a creator allocation, and it is not hidden: about 401,000,000 tokens, roughly 40.1% of the mint, sit in three non-cancelable Streamflow vesting escrows with nothing withdrawn as at the last read, the last of which cannot release before 31 December 2027, and the creator holds a further share in a public wallet. Every figure is enumerated from the chain in the supply board and the house table, including the wallets you might not want to see — and including the escrows, which read a little above the amounts they were signed for.

$SICKKITTEN is a memecoin with no intrinsic value and no guarantee of price, liquidity, or future utility. Market capitalisation quoted on the full mint is not the same thing as the value of the float: with roughly 40% locked and a further large share sitting in the pool, the supply that can actually be sold is a minority of the billion, and a headline cap divided by a thin float is not a price anyone could realise. It is not an investment, buying it is not a charitable donation, ward weather is entertainment, and nothing on this site is financial advice. Only ever risk what you can afford to lose.

How this is read

Bundle
Two or more different wallets buying inside the same block. Blocks are produced in order, so landing several wallets in one is not something you do by luck — it is something you pay a block builder to arrange. Same block, different wallets: bundled.
Sniper
A wallet that bought within the first handful of blocks after the pool opened — before an ordinary buyer could reasonably have seen the token exist.
Transfer
Tokens moved wallet-to-wallet in the opening window without touching the pool. Nobody paid a market price for these; they were handed over.
A miss
A transaction that tried to buy and reverted. It cost the sender a fee and got them nothing. Misses are counted here because a wall of them is the clearest sign of bots fighting over an open.
Float
What could reach the market tomorrow: total supply, less the pool's own reserve, less anything burned, less the supply sitting in a vesting contract. Concentration is read against the float rather than against total supply, because a percentage of tokens nobody can sell is not a percentage of anything. Both figures are in the table — share of supply and share of float — so the two readings can be compared.
Locked
Tokens held by a Streamflow vesting contract, which releases them on a schedule written into the contract when it was created and not changeable afterwards. The escrow accounts are named in the table, the contracts are linked, and the dates and the withdrawn figure below are read out of the contract accounts themselves — not typed into this page.
Sources
Balances, blocks and signatures come from Solana RPC — the chain itself. Price, liquidity and volume come from the DexScreener public feed for the deepest pool on this mint. Price history is this site's own fifteen-minute log, kept from the day this page went up.
What is not here
Nothing on this page is estimated, modelled or filled in. If a number could not be read, the page says so instead of printing a guess. Wallet clusters are flagged by identical balances, which is a strong hint of one hand and not a proof of it — the named accounts are left out of that check, since two escrows funded with the same round number are a matched pair by design and saying otherwise would be crying wolf. A token movement is only ever called a purchase when SOL actually reached the pool.